It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
- Mae West

Part of the joy of dancing is conversation.  Trouble is, some men can't dance and talk at the same time.
- Ginger Rogers

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men." -Joseph Conrad

A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.
Herman J. Mankiewicz

If the world were a logical place, men would right side-saddle.
- Rita Mae Brown

If the world were a logical place, men would right side-saddle.
- Rita Mae Brown